Top Ten….

Now that testing is over, check out my list of the top ten most random things kids do when bored and forced to sit in silence:
10. Practice sign language
9. Punch themselves
8. Bang head on desk
7. Pick their zits (or if they don’t yet have zits, their noses)
6. Use their number 2 pencils as controllers for an imaginary bulldozer
5. Compare the size of their nose to the length of their ears
4. Retreat with their heads in their shirts like a frightened turtle
3. Squeeze their nostrils and try to make them stick
2. Pull one arm inside their shirts and pretend they are an amputee
And the most random thing I saw a bored student do after testing…
1. Refine their newly acquired kissing skills by practicing on their knee