Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Squirrel Terds and Staple Guns…Conversations from the Teacher’s Lounge

I had the most entertaining lunch conversation today. My friend Doug was being a comedic genius. We were talking about how crazy the kids were today and Doug said they reminded him of a bumper sticker he had seen. It said, “I’m nuttier than a squirrel terd.” Classic. Somehow, that led to a conversation about how pain killers will make people act crazy (don't ask). Apparently, Doug’s cousin robbed a 7-11 with a screwdriver (he had a Phillips head and knew how to use it) because he was hooked on oxycontin. He couldn’t get away fast enough and got shot in the leg and arrested. My friend Tiffany (also a comedic genius), remarked that he should have used a weapon with a longer range….a staple gun perhaps!?!??!? Fun times in the teacher’s lounge…

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